My funny mom

Haha, my mom is so funny. She always comes up with these crazy scenarios that obviously would never happen but are hilarious. Case-in-point, we went to visit my parents last weekend and I was looking for my wedding shoes( I keep all my wedding stuff at my parents house due to lack of space in our apartment) because I wanted to wear them with a certain dress. well, I looked all over and couldn't find them so I thought that I may have taken them home at some point and just didn't remember. So, once we got home, I looked all over but they were nowhere to be found and I had no idea where they could have gone. Well, of course I called my mom and told her that they had dissapeared and, here's the good part, she said," a transvestite probably snuck in and took them. Oh, I just found an empty box with a note that says ' I have the shoes-Transvestite'." I could not stop laughing. I was like," so, his name is actually'Transvestite'?" and she said," Well, he can't give his real name, it's embarrassing!" Oh, Mom! I love your crazy stories:) So, this is a heads-up to all you girls out there, beware The Transvestite, new archnemesis of all woman, who sneaks in and steals all your cute clothes!